Wokenfuass 

The act of walking and excreting gases

Last night i was strolling down the street with my girlfriend when she suddenly wokenfuassed. It turned me on and we made love.

Wokenfuass by Akash Dua December 6, 2006

wockenfussed 

The state of being wasted. i.e. shwazy. Drunk beyond the point of cognitive responses.

Other usage: 'on the wocks'- "kevin is totally on the wocks, he's spitting game at every girl he sees."

Jeff has taken shot after shot becoming more wockenfussed than he's ever been. He's shitfaced.

wockenfussed by what's up hombre1 June 9, 2011