Wokeball

A style of football played by managers such as Pep Guardiola, Mikel Arteta, Gareth Southgate and various Spanish football teams.

It involves playing a high possession style of football that can be extremely boring to watch, as it devolves into a team spamming crosses until they get lucky and score.

Despite this, pundits and mainstream voices often describe it as “attractive” and “exiting” , whilst dismissing older and more traditional styles of football. Thus the term “Wokeball”.

“Wokeball is so boring to watch, all they do is spam crosses and hope it works out. Inshallah Albania will beat them with only 20% possession”

Wokeball by Rooftophallways June 18, 2024

woeballs 

The joining of woe, "A feeling of extreme depression" and balls, "Can be used to express anger, disappointment, disgust, etc" to describe situations that require something more hard-hitting.

Person 1: "Did you hear about that ginger dude? Turns out he's also got syphilis"

Person 2: "Utter woeballs for him then!"

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Person 1: "So I heard you got fired last week?"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, I've been in a state of woeballs ever since"

woeballs by Gherm March 14, 2008

wakeball 

A nonexistant sport that antisocial teens tend be avid players of. Pronounced "whackball."

I can't participate in (insert school function) because I have a wakeball game that day. No, you CAN'T come.

wakeball by wakeball September 27, 2010