Woke off

When you wake up and jerk off immediately

Joey was really horny this morning so he woke off.

by Joeyrikjoey January 1, 2017

Woke off!

An expression aimed at people who are overly woke.
Like f*** off but aimed at people who are irritatingly woke.

Just woke off will you!

Woke off and leave me alone.
He/she can just woke off!

by Lucyloveslife March 11, 2021

Woke-ing off

When two or more people try to be more woke than the other.

Tom and Frank are Woke-ing off each other, by trying to proving who is more woke.

by LibTears September 21, 2021

woke-off

When people engage in a virtue-signalling competition to prove who is more "woke" than the other

"It was a total woke-off in class today"

"I think I'll just have to have a woke-off with this essay"

"the liberal arts is just a woke-off"

by theredandblueblur March 31, 2025