Wittney 

Also known as Osama-bin-Wittney, this broomball-playing terrorist raises suspicions with her learning of sketchy languages. She likes to fornicate with dragons and bungee jump with unsecured infants.

Who is that?

It is Wittney! She is a terrorist! Run away from her bombs and other terrorist weapons!

Wittney by Been Jammin? January 23, 2010

Nick Ronald wittmeyer 

Always packing the bunk and the dip

Hey nick Ronald wittmeyer you going to pack the bunk

*punch*

Nick Ronald wittmeyer by The man in the back April 2, 2019

Witney 

A large town and one of the most ghettoest in Oxfordshire, now overridden with chavs and violent teenagers. Witney has its many council estates each with its own gang e.g. Burwell and Smiths. Common sights include under-age drinking and abusive insults to the general public. Residents of Witney, are called witneyites and refer to their town as "Shitney"

Pete: "See that guy over there?"
Mike: "Yeah"
Pete: "He's from that shit-hole Witney"
Mike: "Eeewwwww"

Witney by Pete Johny March 7, 2011

whittney

A smart kind girl who never gives up and will never loose hope. She is beautiful and never looses hope in anyone or anything.

You are just like whittney.

whittney by Yo gab a gabba October 18, 2017

Witney 

is certainly a town in Oxfordshire, Uk
once a beautiful market town, now a chav ridden hovel that has out grown itself

hey, lets get out of shitney today, i mean, witney

Witney by the other man from the moon July 16, 2009

Witney 

Witney is a town is Oxfordshire, UK

I lIve in Witney. Its legend

Witney by Joe Pane January 31, 2007

jehovah's wittness 

1a) A cult like socity, that does not celebrate the following hoildays:

1b) 1.christmas! ( omg are you serious)

2.thanksgiving! (code name: turkey: because they belive we worship the turkey!! again OMG!)

3.halloween! ( Demons!! Demons!!)

4.Birthdays!! (yes birthdays!! so whats are still 7 dude it's been 30 years!!?!)( don't do birthdays because someone died on that day!!)

5.any and all government hoildays! ( so on laborday your ass better be at work!!)

2) JW's also are known for knocking on your door!, and trying to ""save your soul"" (on saturdays) and PO people on there day off!! they hand out pamphlets on the ending of the world. (what a way to start your day.)

3) CULT!

4) also a from of hide-n-go seek!!( HIDE there coming down the street!!)

steve: shhh.... you hear that!

paul: yeah!...what is that!

steve:...... O shit!! its those jehovah's wittness! kill the lights!!

paul: damnit i think they saw me!

steve: paul i'm scared

JW's:*knock knock knock* we saw yo ass. we aint leavin till you open the door!!

both: NOOO!!!

jehovah's wittness by paul y steve November 28, 2009