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Also known as Osama-bin-Wittney, this broomball-playing terrorist raises suspicions with her learning of sketchy languages. She likes to fornicate with dragons and bungee jump with unsecured infants.
Who is that?

It is Wittney! She is a terrorist! Run away from her bombs and other terrorist weapons!
by Been Jammin? January 20, 2010
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