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Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine 

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

I want to watch the sunrise with you

"I want to watch the sunrise with you."

Sunday In The Park With George 

A musical by Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine based on "A Sunday Afternoon On The Island Of La Grande Jatte" by Georges Seurat. Sunday is known for people saying Sunday a lot, being the show about the painting, and that time Mandy Patinkin went nuts and thought he was a dog.
Dot: What dress should I wear on another Sunday In The Park With George?
George: Red red red red, Red red orange, Red red orange, Orange pick up blue, Pick up red, Pick up orange, From the blue-green blue-green, Blue-green circle, On the violet diagonal, Di-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag-o-nal-nal, Yellow comma yellow comma, Numnum num numnumnum, Numnum num... Blue blue blue blue, Blue still sitting, Red that perfume, Blue all night, Blue-green the window shut, Dut dut dut, Dot Dot sitting, Dot Dot waiting, Dot Dot getting fat fat fat, More yellow, Dot Dot waiting to go, Out out out, No no no George, Finish the hat finish the hat, Have to finish the hat first, Hat hat hat hat, Hot hot hot it's hot in here... Sunday!
Dot: BUT THE FOLLIES GEORGE! LISTEN TO ME OR I'LL GO SLEEP WITH A BAKER OR SOMETHING!
George: Ruff Ruff! Hats! I must finish the hat!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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