n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.

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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.
by gnostic3 February 28, 2022
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On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude
Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum

Person 2: Eww no

Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*
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When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights
Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.
by Phatrus May 31, 2018
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Dude I was trying to get laid but she has a bad case of the winter pussy.
by NaterTC November 14, 2020
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The most gorgeous girl around! On the short side but makes up for it with sarcastic comebacks. Sweet and creative with a major soft spot for Dr. Spencer Reid
Random person: Winter-Sheigh is a little shit.

Winter-Sheigh: Fuck you
by A loving Wife December 11, 2020
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What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".
I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.
by QuacksO January 12, 2017
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