Winstruation

When you have had a one night stand, and are not sure if you're pregnant, and get your period.

I have gotten my period yesterday, it was a winstruation! i am not pregnant!

by Winstruation November 16, 2016

wankstruation

The monthly masturbational session most males will have that is in some way more special than the other 29, a more pleasant version of the process females will endure,menstruation.

Dave: Hey John, why didn't you come out last night ?
John: Oh sorry it was my time off the month, I rented the new girls gone wild, lubed up....
Dave: Oh, wankstruation !

by BFS_YEAR4 September 7, 2009

pinstruation

Binging on Pinterest after not being on there for several weeks.

I had a Pinstruation after not having a internet connection for several weeks.

by DiscoDaveK August 16, 2017