pinstruation

Binging on Pinterest after not being on there for several weeks.

I had a Pinstruation after not having a internet connection for several weeks.

by DiscoDaveK August 16, 2017

Penstruation

Penstruation: menstruation that is brought on by penile penetration, despite the subject being pre or post menstruation. Penstruation is often discovered, post-coitus, due to bloody sheets (or other stained lovemaking surfaces). Anecdotally: women who have experienced penstruation report that it is associated with passionate, vigorous (condomless) sex, a fairly well endowed partner, and voluminous deposits of sperm, which may be why neither party usually minds the bloody after-effects too much.

"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"

"Oh, the guy, of course."

by jacandy December 30, 2011

penstration

when a pen in your pants leaks, leaving a smear of ink resembling a menstration stain

I left the meeting only to discover I had a case of penstration all through my pants

by pink delicous November 6, 2011

Winstruation

When you have had a one night stand, and are not sure if you're pregnant, and get your period.

I have gotten my period yesterday, it was a winstruation! i am not pregnant!

by Winstruation November 16, 2016