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Winnit or Winnet, Noun.
A small piece of turd that sticks to your arse hair. As mentioned in Viz.
The same as a cling on, tag nut, dangle berry.
1. It was a stubborn winnit and pulled the hair out.
2. The winnit has hold of a clump of hair so I had to cut it off.
winnit by ProfessorWheeto November 1, 2006
Words you can keep
A tiny particle of faeces that sticks to the hairs on your anus, causing a small amount of pain when removed.

Usually occurs when the anus is not cleaned correctly after excretion.
Oh my God, look at the size of that winnit. IT's HUGE!

Owwwww!!! It hurt so much removing that winnit!
Winnit by Dayjw December 9, 2008
THis is the crusty piece of crap that is found at the end of the penis after a man has inserted his rod up a poo hole.
I have a huge winnit this morning after giving dave an anal seeing to.
winnit by Erick Shaun May 24, 2006
Guy one : What we doing today
Guy two : winnit
Winnit by Dctyasuo February 11, 2021
Underwear fluff gathered in your ass-crack
Punk A: "I'm bored"
Punk B: "Let's set fire to our winnits"
winnit by Uncle Max September 19, 2006
A plug of poo that gets lodged in the eye of the penis after anal intercorse
Greg plowed my back-door in last night and got another winnit.
Winnit by B1ggg D November 25, 2025

winnit sniff 

when a person picks a poo crumb (winnit) from their bum and sniffs it
errr ya little winnit sniff
winnit sniff by winnitsniffer September 22, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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