Definitions by Dayjw

Shlaff 

The bit of skin between your eyebrows.

"Haha! You have a hairy shlaff!!!"

"Show us your shlaff!"

"Get ya shlaff out!"

Shlaff by Dayjw December 16, 2008

Winnit

A tiny particle of faeces that sticks to the hairs on your anus, causing a small amount of pain when removed.

Usually occurs when the anus is not cleaned correctly after excretion.

Oh my God, look at the size of that winnit. IT's HUGE!

Owwwww!!! It hurt so much removing that winnit!

Winnit by Dayjw December 9, 2008