Dayjw's definitions

Winnit

A tiny particle of faeces that sticks to the hairs on your anus, causing a small amount of pain when removed.

Usually occurs when the anus is not cleaned correctly after excretion.

Oh my God, look at the size of that winnit. IT's HUGE!

Owwwww!!! It hurt so much removing that winnit!

by Dayjw December 9, 2008

Shlaff

The bit of skin between your eyebrows.

"Haha! You have a hairy shlaff!!!"

"Show us your shlaff!"

"Get ya shlaff out!"

by Dayjw December 16, 2008