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winnernet 

an version of the internet which anybody who has ever commented on a youtube video cannot access.

in other words, a series of tubes which are clogged for anyone who doesn't deserve to squirm through them.
man, i wish the winnernet actually existed!1!
winnernet by my pet dinosaur August 20, 2007

WinnersNeverLose 

Just Like The Word WINNERNATI This Also Express The Feeling Of Winning of Being a Champion Never Giving Up Trying and Giving a 110%

This Saying Completes The Saying

WinnersNeverLose // LosersNeverWin
Well ..... WinnersNeverLose // LosersNeverWin

I Will Never Give Up....WinnersNeverLose
when a woman who logs onto internet chatrooms to type/act out her fantasy of having anal sex with a famous man. This is usually "played" out in private chat with an unsuspecting guy who is just trying to be nice to a woman and have a conversation.
<Johnno> I'm an Australian Fire Fighter, i live in Sydney, I am 34, Dark hair cut smartly and pretty lean build because I have to keep very fit for my job
<winnermixed> thanks for playing withme
<winnermixed> do me up the a$$ with my tube dress pulled up!!
<Johnno> WHAT??
<winnermixed> winnermix me baby, do me up my rear while i scream and call you George Bush
winnermix by UnregisteredNinja February 14, 2009

winnerpeg 

A mentally retarded or crazy person, especially one given to making wild religious claims and/or demonstrating sexual depravity.
The guy in the back pew at my church is a real winnerpeg. He touched Timmy on his pee-pee in Sunday School.
winnerpeg by Spyder130 September 20, 2005

winnerpeg 

Canadian, religious nutjob. Generally considered to be a pedophile, with a diaper fetish.
Winnerpeg was spotted wearing a diaper outside of the pre-school, spouting scripture.
winnerpeg by zootmoney February 15, 2005

winnerpeg 

Lonely, insecure, delusional loser who calls himself a saint and sucks his own tiny cock.
That winnerpeg does nothing but eat spam, suck his own cock, and sneak into people's offices late at night.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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