Winegrad 

Also referred to as Rodney Steele, this subject was a famous 80's porn star who's coke habit caused his demise and the loss of function in his phallus which was approximated to be 14.25 inches and now resides at an approximate size of 0.78 inches. This misfortunate event has led people to mistake his small phallus with a clitoris.

That Jared was a crazy Winegrad, especially after his phallus got so small!

Winegrad by SaladBoyLover January 11, 2006

winegraine 

when you know you should just have a couple of glasses of wine and you drink the bottle and wake up with a winegraine (migraine) !

I hate those wines that you buy - you only have a couple of glasses and you wake up with a winegraine !

winegraine by purplesloth October 30, 2009

Winegard 

one who guards the wine. the epitome of awesome and classy.

that girl is such a winegard. she is sophisticated

Winegard by conuselor123 August 6, 2010

wipegrade

Similar to an 'upgrade,' a wipegrade is an update (usually of a piece of software) that involves a partial or complete removal of the existing system.

In computer programming and operating systems, a wipegrade is sometimes necessary.

Person 1: I downloaded too many viruses and I can't get rid of them, Will updating my operating system help?

Person 2: Nah, just wipegrade it.

wipegrade by valce1 November 17, 2009