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A response to be given when the suggestion of intoxication is declared.
Steve: "Hey John, pub tonight?"
John: "Wine-not!"

Steve: "John, I'm fackin' sloshed mate. One more?"
John: "Wine-not!"

Steve: "Fancy sharing a cab, John?"
John: "Wine-not!"
Steve: "John, I think you've got a problem mate. I didn't want to say anything before."
John: "Wine-not!"
Steve: "Jesus John. Just take care, yeah? I'll see you tomorrow."
John: "Wine-not!"
*Steve jumps in taxi and leaves.

John: "I love you you, Steve. I always have."

Fin.
Related Words

crank jank winebottle 

fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.
Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crank jank winebottle.
small, dried pieces of cak that, despite you're best wiping efforts, cannot be removed from your rectal area
little pieces of shite stuck to the hairs of your arse and they winnot come off
winnot by jondo March 12, 2008
A Wineno is a person who does not drink the grape.
Examples “He only drinks beer or sprits, he’s a wineno”
Wineno by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

"Winnots" 

A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.)
You wont have to worry about "Winnots" if you give them the Rabbit Chop before withdrawl. (see Rabbit chop).
"Winnots" by Chefnutz! November 6, 2007

winebottle 

"That person is being such a winebottle."