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A response to be given when the suggestion of intoxication is declared.
Steve: "Hey John, pub tonight?"
John: "Wine-not!"

Steve: "John, I'm fackin' sloshed mate. One more?"
John: "Wine-not!"

Steve: "Fancy sharing a cab, John?"
John: "Wine-not!"
Steve: "John, I think you've got a problem mate. I didn't want to say anything before."
John: "Wine-not!"
Steve: "Jesus John. Just take care, yeah? I'll see you tomorrow."
John: "Wine-not!"
*Steve jumps in taxi and leaves.

John: "I love you you, Steve. I always have."

Fin.
Wine-not! by Dexter Fishpaw May 31, 2015

crank jank winebottle 

fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.
Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crank jank winebottle.
small, dried pieces of cak that, despite you're best wiping efforts, cannot be removed from your rectal area
little pieces of shite stuck to the hairs of your arse and they winnot come off
winnot by jondo March 12, 2008
A Wineno is a person who does not drink the grape.
Examples “He only drinks beer or sprits, he’s a wineno”
Wineno by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

"Winnots" 

A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.)
You wont have to worry about "Winnots" if you give them the Rabbit Chop before withdrawl. (see Rabbit chop).
"Winnots" by Chefnutz! November 6, 2007

winebottle 

"That person is being such a winebottle."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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