One who uses Windows at least twice per day, including weekends and holidays. It will always mean a lot to them, especially on trips to family, friends, and coworkers.
Tasteless, low budget, and/or involuntary users of the world's least elite OS. Pawns of the Interwebs. Newbs. Normalfags. Generally in denial of ones technical limitations.
"I thought that Bob and Alice were pretty smart, but it turns out they're actually Windows Users".
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).