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Windows Computer 

A piece of technology that is used to surf the web, play games, or, as most commonly used, to look up porn. It works for it's purpose, but you know that it's not the best. You use it, but only because you have to, and are too afraid to put in the time and money of getting a real computer that doesn't shit itself and die every time you look at it too hard.

It's lot like a bad prostitute.
Dude 1: Hey man, so hows your Windows Computer doing?
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.
Windows Computer by TheVampireKow October 18, 2009
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\Windows\System32 (Computers) 

A path to one of the most important system files inside your computer. Deleting any of this files can result in Windows not being able to run properly.
\Windows\System32 (Computers)

John: Hey, you should delete System32
Oliver: Ok. What's the path?
John: \Windows\System32
Oliver: I tried to delete that path in CMD, but it said acess denied.
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