WindTail

A name for a person or sentient being who is intelligent but displays brain function

That WindTail forgot how to breath during the exam yesterday and still scored a 100%

by WindTail the cat May 11, 2022

windtalker

Someone who talks to you after they fart while standing next to you at the urinal. Typically to try to divert attention from their highly audible fart.

"Dude, John is a Windtalker! He ripped major ass at the urinal and then was all like 'Heh, sorry, I don't know where that came from!'. It came from your nasty ass, John, that's where! Don't try to play it off like it doesn't happen that often. "

by DasCor-Cor February 15, 2006

Pirate windsail

It's when you're in bed with somebody and you fart under the covers then throw them back really fast so that your fart aroma wafts in their direction

You're not trying to dutch oven me are you? No I'm going to pirate windsail your ass

by Ericawalling February 27, 2026