Willy toot 

A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.

I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.

Willy toot by Charles Thickens November 20, 2022

Will toot fart 

A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being

- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern

-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud

- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.

- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late

Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"

Will toot fart by Funky smells June 13, 2022

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land 

Means: One hit from a Bong will send you through a massive trip

Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land by your best idiot April 26, 2010