Willy Whisper is the art of having a tug on your cock whilst in bed next to your sleeping partner, without waking them up.
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A 'Willy Whisper' is having a cheeky tug on your willy in bed, whilst your girlfriend is asleep next to you. With the aim to ejaculate and not wake your partner
A politically correct alternative to Chinese whispers, particularly suitable for the modern workplace where miscommunication is caused by middle management idiots not understanding anything but still desperate to impress, rather than by language difficulties.
Programmer to middle manager: We need to deploy X because A happened. Please ask the client before we proceed.
Middle manager to client: we deployed X so now B is supported
Programmer (on reading the minutes): ugh, Wally's whispers strikes again