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pilly willy 

when some one has taken pills and the effects control the actions of your penis eg it will not erect for the duration of the effect of the drug
"shit i cant get it up ive got 'Pilly Willy'"
pilly willy by greasey July 13, 2006

pilly willy 

When you munch too many dids and your cock shrivels up and remains floppy.

Derived from the Latin 'Pillius Willius.'
I couldn't shag that bird after the rave as I had pilly willy.
pilly willy by sirgurnalot October 9, 2011

Pilly Willy 

When one has consumed too many ecstasy pills and therefore an erection cannot be achieved, resulting in no craic-at-all flaccidness.
''Sorry Charlene, I took way too many yokes in Club Hell tonight, just cant get it up, fuckin Pilly Willy.''

''You and YOUR PILLS!!''
Pilly Willy by Martin Lynn February 6, 2014

Pilly Willy 

Getting so drunk That you end Up asleep on the floor with your penis out. In the morning you don’t remember and you pretend that you have a small willy because you was drunk
Oi max I saw your penis last night it was tiny. “It’s usually bigger I had pilly willy”
Pilly Willy by Deeda Hosty May 23, 2020

philly willy 

Similar to a wet willy; however, vaginal sectretions are used rather than saliva.

After sex, while spooning, the male will reach down and insert his index finger into the females vagina; and then stealthily stick the finger into the females ear and wiggle it.
Dude, after I banged Shannon last night, I gave her a mad philly willy.

I can't believe that prick gave me a philly willy.
philly willy by Philmeanie August 27, 2008

Big willy's Philly smack 

The shocking smack that Will Smith (from philadelphia, pennsylvania) gave Chris Rcck at the Oscar's awards. The smack that you can use only when when someone is on stage presenting an award or anything involving a stage while disrespecting a person accompanying a person in the audience

Definition by: Samuel Prewitt Dayton, Ohio
I gave the comedian a big willy's philly smack after he flirted with my girlfriend on stage
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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