william ho

a big forehead with weird-shaped eyes. usually gets bullied for having an earthquake hairline and is NOTORIOUS for not trying in school but being successful regardless.

William: I didn't do my homework last night
Person: I don't care; nice hairline
William's hairline: \/\/\/\/\/\/\>,</|\\
what a william ho

william ho by maninwhitevan March 24, 2020

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William Howard Taft

The thiccest president of America.

William Howard Taft was thicc.

William Howard Taft by TH47 June 1, 2018

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william holden

William Holden is another way of referring to a person who is "holding" marijuana for sale or distribution.

Me: Is William Holden at the party?
You: I saw him over by the deck.

william holden by M00$3 May 8, 2007

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The William Howard Taft

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.

1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)

The William Howard Taft by BrownieO July 30, 2009