Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.

Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic

by Remy Michael May 15, 2020

Night Noon

This is how the cool kids say midnight

Go to bed, it’s almost night noon!

by Tony Sweets January 24, 2023

night noon o'1

after midnight, 12:01am

Lucas: yo bro i stayed up past night noon! Duke: no one cares, its night noon o'1 lmao

by hehehehawwwwwwwww2 October 6, 2022

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

Nooning

The act of showing your frontal genitals to a person or persons. The opposite of mooning, by showing your rear end.

I went nooning last night and showed group of people outside a bar my penis.

by Stink Engine November 27, 2015

Noonings

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.

He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".

by Fred1555 April 5, 2011

Noon 50,000

Ten minutes before 4:20.

Roll one up it's Noon 50,000.

by Tnttimmmy February 1, 2021