A slang term for a penis. This was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. It is usually used in the context "beat her with a wiffleball bat." or other variants such as "brought my wiffleball bat."
Girlfreind "Hey, wanna come over?"
Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."
Or this:
Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "
Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"
Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."
Or this:
Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "
Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"
by Gangsta254 December 03, 2009
inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
by bdo17 May 06, 2024