Wiffleball bat 

A slang term for a penis. This was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. It is usually used in the context "beat her with a wiffleball bat." or other variants such as "brought my wiffleball bat."

Girlfreind "Hey, wanna come over?"

Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."

Or this:

Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "

Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"

Wiffleball bat by Gangsta254 December 3, 2009

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

Maryland Wiffleball Bat by bdo17 May 6, 2024

wiffle ball bat 

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

wiffle ball bat by tatanka March 3, 2004