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Africanized wife 

An ordinary wife, who through years of marital evolution, that has evolved from a loving "do anything for ya" person to become easily agitatied and can be provoked to attack the unfortunate spouse (usually a combination or verbal and mental attacks) without provocation, often times marked with an overkill tone of superiority.
I overheard the beatdown Geoff got from his wife the other night over some petty shit. Seems she turned into an Africanized wife; cause four years ago I would have overheard how he was banging her after a light scuffle.
Africanized wife by amanscorned October 19, 2009

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome 

The tendency to get your ass whooped by your husband and maybe being one of many wives.
example 1: Dude I heard khalehdi, Mahmoud's fifth wife was beaten by him for sneezing in public without his permission. She really has a bad case of Afghanistani wife syndrome.

example 2: man brenda has some series Afghanistani Wife Syndrome"

"wdym"

"bro shes like this guys 5th wife and last time she sneezed in public he beat the shit out of her