Wifey af
When someone is 'wifey af', this means that they're 10/10 marriage material. They do classic wife things. compliment to show that they're doing wife right
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Africanized wife
An ordinary wife, who through years of marital evolution, that has evolved from a loving "do anything for ya" person to become easily agitatied and can be provoked to attack the unfortunate spouse (usually a combination or verbal and mental attacks) without provocation, often times marked with an overkill tone of superiority.
I overheard the beatdown Geoff got from his wife the other night over some petty shit. Seems she turned into an Africanized wife; cause four years ago I would have overheard how he was banging her after a light scuffle.
Africanized wife by amanscorned October 19, 2009
Afghanistani Wife Syndrome
example 1: Dude I heard khalehdi, Mahmoud's fifth wife was beaten by him for sneezing in public without his permission. She really has a bad case of Afghanistani wife syndrome.
example 2: man brenda has some series Afghanistani Wife Syndrome"
"wdym"
"bro shes like this guys 5th wife and last time she sneezed in public he beat the shit out of her
example 2: man brenda has some series Afghanistani Wife Syndrome"
"wdym"
"bro shes like this guys 5th wife and last time she sneezed in public he beat the shit out of her
Afghanistani Wife Syndrome by The bambino turner June 24, 2020
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