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Wife Guy
A man whose entire personality revolves around being a married man and perfect partner to his wife. He will constantly name drop his wife, praise her, or champion the sacred unity of marriage even when unprompted. While seemingly genuine in nature, the “Wife Guy” is usually a known cheater who uses his devotion to his wife as a cover for his misdeeds.
Person 1: Can you believe Fred was cheating with Alice? He was always talking about his wife Muriel with such love!
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
Person 2: Nah, the dude was a total wife guy, I saw him on Tinder last week.
Wife Guy: My WIFE and I love that restaurant. We go their all the time!
Wife Guy .5 seconds later: Hey you wanna go to a concert with me? My wife doesn’t have to know ;)
Related Words
wife guy • wife • wife in law • Wife Material • wife swapping • wife basher • Wife Check • Wife Eye • wife haver • wife her
wifeguy
A man who is submissive and completely subservient to his wife, usually as a result of declining testosterone
wifeguy by Ray Cystte November 26, 2024
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