Wiener Drizzle

There are two ways to have a wiener drizzle:

1. You and your gay fag friends go and have a jerk off party on top of a really fucking big ass building. Then you rip out your little 1 centimeter cocks and dangle them on the edge of a building. Make sure to bring a home and garden magazine to beat off to. Then just squeeze your Johnston till you get all that cream out and watch it fall on black guys heads.

2. If you want hail with your wiener drizzle, then drop your pants and squat your ass over the edge of a building and squeeze those turds right out your rectum and watch them fall on fat black guys heads.

Awe shit, Dick I forgot my umbrella again. Looks like there's gona be a shit ton of wiener drizzle today.

Wiener Drizzle by Scrogy Mc Booger Balls June 28, 2011

weiner drizzle

It is that last bit of pee left in your weiner that you have to shake out!

Sallly: "Ed, I am tired of cleaning your weiner drizzle off of the toilet seat."

Ed: "Bitch, clean that seat or I will splash you with weiner drizzle.

weiner drizzle by studleyhungwell26 August 10, 2009

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weiner drizzle

When you have to take a piss and your almost to the bathroom but your "weiner drizzle's"

Oh shit! Oh shit im so close... damn it not again
Weiner drizzle!

weiner drizzle by right_above_it March 8, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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