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I will make you so confident you will walk like a silverback in a bulletproof vest
I will make you smile so hard you will look like a loony with a king's heart
I will kiss you so soft all your thorns will gladly wave the white flag
I will touch you so intimately you won't know what day it is. and what year

That to me
is why i am here

why i am here by Krkič July 5, 2019

Words you can keep

Why am i here

Because friend you’re bored so you thought you would look for some funny defenitions but now you’re here why is that? Destiny friend, destiny

Why am I on this website, why? Why am I here?

Why am i here by Big w1ener April 3, 2019

Why am I here

Please tell me and does anyone have a charger I can you my phone is at 22%

Just give me a charger I don't wanna be here Why am I here

Why am I here by Old Hag Who Needs A Charger February 20, 2018

why am i here?

a term that a person uses to question his motive on being in a specific place at a specific time

why am i here

i dont know

why am i here? by Lee Holland September 17, 2003

why am I here?

How am I supposed to know??!!! The reason your here is for laughs or just freaking bored.......Well I'm not cheering you up. MOVE ON!!!

why am I here? Well I'm tired.

why am I here? by IfeelasthoughIamiceandheisfire October 4, 2020

Why am i here

When you don’t know where you are

You: why am i here
Friend: IDK

Why am i here by Pseudom1845432 May 24, 2022

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026