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who's the boss 

when a male is ready to ejaculate while doin it doggie style, he asks,"who's the boss?" Thereafter he gives his bitch a donkey punch and says,"tony fuckin danza!"
male: ah.ahh.who's the boss?
female: huh?
male: <punch>tony fucking danza!
who's the boss by dubdub December 10, 2003

who's the boss 

When you are having sex, you ask the girl "Who's the boss?" and when she says your name, you respond "No bitch, Tony Danza's the boss!" and give her the donkey punch.
She's been acting up lately so I had to make sure she knew who the boss was.
who's the boss by Matt Bones May 3, 2005

who's the boss 

v. "to who's the boss" or simply "to boss" something: the act of throwing an object that was a vessel for alcohol after it has been consumed at a stationary object until it breaks. Breaking something after a triumphant drinking session. Always ended with saying "who's the boss". Usually plastic for safety purposes. also known as bossing.
n. Who's the boss: the actual action of who's the bossing things.
I who's the bossed that pitcher last night after we got done chugging it.
That chair got who's the bossed when vido was up.
who's the boss by Musch March 31, 2007

who's the boss 

to elaborate on the given definition, it is my understanding that afterwards (after the donkey punch), the male forcefully inserts his crotch rocket, and by that i mean stiffy, and by that i mean erection, into the unwilling ass of his partner. Perhaps she is willing, but it's not as fun that way.
..."tony fucking danza"...insert donkey punch...insert hard-on..."oh my god you asshole i'm never talkiing to you again"...who cares you've already done it. FIN.

Who’s The Boss?

Angela

According to extensive research done by Abed Nadir in the show Community, Angela is the boss.
Who’s The Boss? Angela. Abed drove the professor crazy after proving that Angela was the boss.
Who’s The Boss? by MamaRizRiz42069 February 19, 2021

showing the monkey who's boss 

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals
I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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