The city located in central Florida. It's most known for all its attractions and theme parks. It's also been called the minimum-wage capital of the U.S. because the theme parks' employees make up a HUGE part of the city's workforce.
Home of the Orlando Magic, a team that was good until Shaq left, and average until T-Mac left. Now the team is sitting in the bottom of the standings, with no fans and even less chances of winning a title.
In other words, if it wasn't for Disney World, Orlando would be just a halfway point on I-4.
Some place near Orlando that was supposed to be Disney Worldoriginally but the only people they got were whores and such, hence the new name Whorelando.
Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above FLAT. Whoreland-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if... They have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.
That whoreland kook just snaked me, again WTF! Let's paddle East(diversion from true direction), it's not worth fighting for waves with these whorelando kooks.
A group of drunk girls, either on the move or at a party/bar, whose high pitch squawkings feed off each other until they become a destructive force capable of annihilating ear drums, sanity, a good time, or any respect one may have had for them.
Whorenado chasers are guys who seek out whorenados in the hopes of taking one of the girls home after the whorenado has spent most of it's energy and has been downgraded to a "slutclone."
When those girls get together with a box of Franzia you can expect a whorenado on its way real soon.
Did you see that whorenado just blow into the bar? Those girls could barely stand.
A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.