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Wholetando

1. The act of doing something badass or over-the-top in an "all day, every day" manor.
2. A commanding description of how much shit, one must fuck up.
3. Slurred up words "While-time-though/do"
4. every damn day
1. Wholetando Motherfucker!
2. Tom: How many bombs should i drop?
Jerry: A fuck load
Tom: when do i stop
Jerry: wholetando mother fucker!
3. Shawty: Damn nigga you be raining all day on the courts, wit cho fruity stupid swag nigga
Kobe: Wholetando
Wholetando by CamaroDeLaCoke December 24, 2010

whorelando 

Specifically, the area where the Disney College Program interns stay. If you can't get laid there, you can't get laid anywhere.
Chris is an ugly mofo, but even he had a different girl every weekend in whorelando.
whorelando by MouseKiller March 9, 2005

whorelando kook 

Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above FLAT. Whoreland-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if... They have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.
That whoreland kook just snaked me, again WTF! Let's paddle East(diversion from true direction), it's not worth fighting for waves with these whorelando kooks.
whorelando kook by BawlsDiggity October 4, 2017

whorelando 

The city located in central Florida. It's most known for all its attractions and theme parks. It's also been called the minimum-wage capital of the U.S. because the theme parks' employees make up a HUGE part of the city's workforce.

Home of the Orlando Magic, a team that was good until Shaq left, and average until T-Mac left. Now the team is sitting in the bottom of the standings, with no fans and even less chances of winning a title.

In other words, if it wasn't for Disney World, Orlando would be just a halfway point on I-4.
The city itself is filled with slums (see Pine Hills), but the suburbs are much more affluent (see Winter Park).
whorelando by KRHimself November 28, 2004

whorelando 

Some place near Orlando that was supposed to be Disney World originally but the only people they got were whores and such, hence the new name Whorelando.
Bob: I'm taking the kids to Whorelando for the weekend.
Steve: That sounds fun. Bring the condoms, leave the wife.
whorelando by the hott one June 4, 2005
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