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Whore Bagel 

Nasty bitches, usually REALLY fat, ugly, stupid, and all around a burden to society. They vary from loud obnoxious red-headed firecrotch teases, to greasy tan multi-colored haired homewreckers. They have the tendency to do things like snorting every time they laugh to get attention, or crying over everything because they want to make people turn against the person they're making look bad.
Whore Bagel: Kelly Cooney, Megan Alexopolous.
Whore Bagel by CKAMWB April 4, 2010

whore bagel 

An inside joke, term used for people like Nikkili Maxwell, who inspired this incredible word founded by Bentonious Portofino.
Nikki was being one huge whore bagel
whore bagel by Mishy November 16, 2004

Bagel-Whore 

A girl who hires herself out on street corners for less than it takes to buy a bagel.

Term originates from the fanfiction story 'Liberated Aficionado' by Queen-Cocaine.
Person 1: I heard that Helen sucked off fifteen guys and got paid four dollars.
Person 2: I know, she's such a bagel-whore.
Bagel-Whore by Sno-kween December 28, 2008

whorebagerising 

to act in a slutty manner just to get cock/puss, usually whorebagerising is carried out by a woman
person #1 did you see that chick she was totally whorebagerising.
Person #2 I no what a whorebageriser.

Whorebagslutmachine 

A chick who has had more yanks than a slot machine
She is suck a whorebagslutmachine! She slept with the entire football team, including the coach!

whorebagel

1. a woman that goes around too much that her vagina swelled up and looks like a bagel.
2. everything you love about bagels wrapped up in a nice toasty whore.
Dude: "Hey that girl over there is checking me out"
Dude2: "don't do it man, she's a whorebagel"
whorebagel by Jamonkatrunk October 5, 2010