Whoooshbag 

A combination of the word Whoooosh (commonly used to point out people who missed a joke) and douchebag (an asshole). These people are mad about missing a joke, so they often result in using racial slurs and incomprehensible logic. They may also use the phrase “Schrödinger’s Douchebag” in order for them to make themselves look better.

Stop being a whoooshbag and move on with your life.

Whoooshbag by At war against Twitter December 11, 2020

whooshbam 

The noise made when you shine a flashlight in someone's eyes and then punch them in the face. It can also be used in place of "In your face"!

..."So I tried to grab the cop's flashlight, so I could find my insurance card, and then, Whooshbam!!!!!!!!

OR

I just totally slept with your girlfriend! Whooshbam!!!!!!!!!

whooshbam by Adam DeWitt September 28, 2007

Wooshbag 

someone who's such a normie he doesn't get a joke and is a dick about it

why are these people who don't get jokes are so toxic they are wooshbags

Wooshbag by FlareK7 January 28, 2021

whooshage

the process of shit coming out of your butt so fast that if you aren't on the toilet you're in trouble.

i realized that the brownies i ate were made with laxatives when the whooshage happened in my pants.

whooshage by Mmcgeary August 21, 2009

wooooshbaiting 

if you want to r/woooosh somebody for the karma, you can effectively set up a trap, saying something half sarcastically, or in a way that has concealed the joke very well.

Bob: I think Josh is a great person

Steve: dude you are so wrong Josh is an awful person you are so wrong you suck.

Bob: r/woooosh

John: Wow Bob just totally wooooshbaited you. He is a true master at wooooshbaiting

wooooshbaiting by another internet person March 21, 2019

wooooshbait 

One creates an extremely obscure joke on any form of media (like Reddit) in order to make some idiots who doesn't get the joke comment under it and post said comments to the dreaded subreddit of r/woooosh.

Trying to wooooshbait me? You failed...... I've heard of these kind of jokes already!

wooooshbait by BluShyGuy August 4, 2020