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Whiteying

A term used to describe a state (commonly during cannibis smoking) where a person crosses the point of being pleasantly stoned and is overcome by sickness and a deep emotional downward spiral. The person becomes withdrawn, pale, shaky, and vomits, sometimes continuing to do so until they are only dry wretching. They may be unresponsive or unusually stubborn, refusing any offer of help and preferring to stay lying down or slouched in the vomitting positition until the whitey passes.

To some, whiteying is seen as the ultimate stoner faux-pas, a sign of weakness or inexperience; but in truth it can affect anyone whether they are an experienced toker or not. Some believe it is the result of smoking too much in too short a space of time, or of smoking on an empty stomach, or of having a low blood sugar level.
"I shouldn't have passed that bong to Steve. He's been whiteying in the corner for the past half hour."
by ShedYourSkin October 15, 2009
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Polish Tooth Whitening

The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012
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writering

the act of authorship, the essence of being a writer, of having writerly qualities and possessing writerly skillz, especially in the case of creating fiction

Often includes the believable manipulation of truth, the careful adjustment of events, and the insertion of multi-layered meaning in everything that is said or done, despite the fact that no one else probably gets it.
That guy sees and interprets everything. He never stops writering, gosh!
by Cloudzy March 7, 2007
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whitewigger

Someone of African descent that dates someone that's white She/He is gross for dating someone White
whitewigger Someone of African origin She's disgusting she dates white people she's a #whitewiggler she's gross he date white girls he's disgusting
by Johndr June 29, 2023
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Witheying

Achieved by grinding on one or more girls while your hands are behind your head
I saw the @fakejeffwithey Witheying down at The Wheel last night.
by jandroidhawk February 19, 2012
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Tobey Whittington

A chihuahua who’s dick is North America . He likes to rape sassy . He rapes his own children. He rapes humans. He cums all over America. He has a big dick
by Gustafson tx December 4, 2019
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Whiskeying

"when a guy can have sex for 5 hours because his penis is drunk" phrase used on the show Jersey Shore, said by Snooki
we had sex for so long last night, i think he was whiskeying.
by ryann.katherine April 10, 2011
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