White-Boy Day

n. The wannabe-black pimp Drexl's (played by Gary Oldman) idea of a holiday where crazy white men can assualt pimps in their place of buisness and get away with it. For Christian Slater, it obviously wasn't White-Boy Day.

Drexl Spivey: "He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"
Marty: "No man, It ain't white boy day."

White-Boy Day by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

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White-boy Day

n. A metaphorical holiday, upon which crazy white men are able to confront and/or assault pimps in their place of business without fear of negative repercussions.

Look man, ain't no white-boy day. You roll up on my block, better come correct.

White-boy Day by K. Washington July 24, 2016

National White Boy Appreciation day

December 18th is national white boy appreciation day! Go post about your favorite white boy

person 1: “There he is! There’s my favorite white boy!”
person 2: Well it’s actually National White Boy Appreciation Day: December 18th
person 1: I’m gonna post about him

National White Boy Appreciation day by hannahwastaken December 18, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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