White Baked 

Smoked more than you needed, resulting in a pale weak, nauseous appearance.

"You okay man?! That last hit got you looking "white baked"."

White Baked by Joey Chris March 29, 2010

eating baked beans while watching cars two 

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

eating baked beans while watching cars two by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

Whiteoaked 

The mistake you make after complete intoxication.

" I think my drink got spiked last night ..."

" No you just Whiteoaked!"

Whiteoaked by cardigans January 9, 2010