whiskey vagina 

The female version of being too drunk to fuck. Girl is too intoxicated to be turned on by any throbbing cock, even by Kelly Slater.

She was drunk enough to go home with him, but whiskey vagina let her down.

whiskey vagina by E block beezies March 4, 2008

Whiskey Vagina 

When you have sex while drunk and are completely unable to achieve orgasm.

I was having sex with my SO after we got wasted at the bar and I totally got whiskey vagina and didn't finish.

Whiskey Vagina by Gigi Engle May 17, 2015

Whiskey Vagina 

When a female has gotten too bent off of long island ice teas and can no longer function enough to participate in the act of sexual intercourse. Trying to get it in is just not happening, sorry boys. The female equivalent of whiskey dick.

I brought him home but dammit whiskey vagina prevented the want some get some.

After 5 long islands I blacked out hard core, tried to have sex...whiskey vagina strikes again!

Whiskey Vagina by AOIIs In the Bathroom February 24, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012