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whirling blade pitcher 

A blender, something used to blend things. A much cooler name.
Max: Dude, let's make a milkshake!
Dave: Bro, we can't, my whirling blade pitcher is broken.

Whirling Torpedo 

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.
Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

Whirling Pervish 

Dan: So what happened with Cathy last night?!
Steve: had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I gave her a Whirling Pervish!
Dan: Awesome!

Whiteying 

A term used to describe a state (commonly during cannibis smoking) where a person crosses the point of being pleasantly stoned and is overcome by sickness and a deep emotional downward spiral. The person becomes withdrawn, pale, shaky, and vomits, sometimes continuing to do so until they are only dry wretching. They may be unresponsive or unusually stubborn, refusing any offer of help and preferring to stay lying down or slouched in the vomitting positition until the whitey passes.

To some, whiteying is seen as the ultimate stoner faux-pas, a sign of weakness or inexperience; but in truth it can affect anyone whether they are an experienced toker or not. Some believe it is the result of smoking too much in too short a space of time, or of smoking on an empty stomach, or of having a low blood sugar level.
"I shouldn't have passed that bong to Steve. He's been whiteying in the corner for the past half hour."
Whiteying by ShedYourSkin October 15, 2009

whirling down the shitbowl 

Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.
Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.

whirling vortex

A sex move when the man waves his pennis in the air and goes "Im whirling the vortex"
Ladie:My husband did such an amazing whirling vortex last night!
Ladie 2:Damn my husband did his whirling vortex wrong!