Despite his generic name, a Nick White is anything but
normal. At an embaressing four foot one inch a Nick White can easily walk through a crowd of
people by effortlessly strolling between their legs as he is rarely taller than anyone's crotch. A Nick White can most commonly be seen accompanied by two young boys as he strolls around school, hands in pockets in his oversized
green sleeved Polo Shirt trailing on the ground. Nick Whites
ego can usually be felt whenever he enters a buildings due to the fact he is a prefect. However it is known that this accolade was given to him for achieving the thiccst ass on record. When not accompanied by his young boys Nick White is at the gym squatting to maintain his ass mass. Nick Whites ego is only reduced when he is in the presence of a bearded six foot eight inch tall
Persian Man. When this occurs Nick White is usually seen begging for forgiveness for playing the worst sport
hockey.