Wheat Thin 

a hot beezy who is thin and everyone wants to grind her

ay check that wheat thin out

LETS GRIND !

Wheat Thin by skim69 August 8, 2009

Wheat Thin 

A crisp collared, finance bro.
-Likely has a vacation home in Connecticut
-Has more than five figures in a trust fund
-Requests sparkling to flat water.
-Golfs with the bros every Sunday while shotgunning the crisp cold refreshing taste of Bud Lite.

The Wheat Thins refused to attend the Monday meeting without first getting their top-grain leather shoes shined.

Wheat Thin by Christopher Christ June 6, 2018

wheat thin 

gettin' in on like a vegetable.

two or more thin people inserting any vegetable into their orrifices.

wheat thin by the great rizzle October 2, 2003

Wheat Thin 

"Secretive" way of making fun of lesbians...

"What's the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?

"What?"

"One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker"

Wheat Thin by Cabb_ge February 11, 2022

wheat thin surprise 

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.

Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.

wheat thin surprise by jilmagui February 24, 2011

pull a wheat thin 

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.

Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."

pull a wheat thin by Kasey W. January 8, 2008

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit 

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003