Whataboner 

When you got like a hard-on for a Whataburger. Like just absolutely lusting for it. To the point where you have a mighty need for some Whataburger.

Dude, you cannot be giving me a Whataboner while we're drinking, I can't drive.

Whataboner by H1Sp33d February 20, 2024

whataloser 

whataloser is a way of describing someone who is acting retarded and or stupid

it is one word to exemplify the flowingness of the expression "what a loser"

although one may think that you could just as easily say "what a loser," whataloser is more exaggerated and powerful

commenting on a facebook profile picture

Jane - omg whataloser that's such a stupid picture of you tara
Tara - you know what you know what? you know what kid? i don' t care

whataloser by Janetheginger June 17, 2010

whataboutery

A diversion tactic used by Old Firm supporters to put the other in a bad light.

whataboutery at its best:-

Sleepy Boy: Celtic fans are bigoted and sectarian.

Nor: Aye, but what about you's.

whataboutery by OLAS April 29, 2008

Whatabouter 

1.) An Individual who engages in Whataboutery: A propaganda technique where criticisms are deflected by raising corresponding criticisms of the opposite side.

2.) An individual who tries a "back door" defense of one's bad actions by framing a similar situation as alleged proof of a double-standard. With this they are attempting to provide a defense of the individual while at the same time, avoiding association with said bad action.

Mike: I can't believe "Roseanne" was canceled for making racist statements while "The View" is still on the air. After all, they've said worse about Trump.

Dan: Stop being a Whatabouter.

Mike: But what about Whoopi!!?!?!?

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Judge: Mr. Ramapovich, this court having found you guilty of 1st degree murder of your ex-wife Suzanne, I hereby sentenced you to the term of Life in Prison without the possibility of parole . . .

Defendant: BUT WHAT ABOUT OJ!?????????

Whatabouter by nerdodamus June 16, 2018

Wrathboner 

An erection so intense, so aggressively hard, it feels like your body is channelling pure dominance into one unyielding force. It’s not just a regular boner—it’s the final boss of hard-ons, the kind that could punch through steel.

"Bro, I wasn’t just hard—I had a wrathboner, it wouldn't go down."

Wrathboner by Bald Jar February 10, 2025