Wrathboner 

An erection so intense, so aggressively hard, it feels like your body is channelling pure dominance into one unyielding force. It’s not just a regular boner—it’s the final boss of hard-ons, the kind that could punch through steel.

"Bro, I wasn’t just hard—I had a wrathboner, it wouldn't go down."

Wrathboner by Bald Jar February 10, 2025

Rathboner 

n. When you get a boner thinking about Jackson Rathbone.
Specifically when he is playing his role as Jasper Cullen in the Twilight Saga Movies.
Jackson Rathbone is the most gorgeous actor ever.

"I love the the movie Twilight! Especially Jasper."
"Oh man... I just got a major rathboner."

Rathboner by hotferjackson April 17, 2009

Whataboner 

When you got like a hard-on for a Whataburger. Like just absolutely lusting for it. To the point where you have a mighty need for some Whataburger.

Dude, you cannot be giving me a Whataboner while we're drinking, I can't drive.

Whataboner by H1Sp33d February 20, 2024