WhataSonic Express 

* A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.

The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.

*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.

Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”

Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”

Alex: “Good call!”

Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”

WhataSonic Express by TexasTittysprinklesLover February 23, 2019