what the fuck 

1. An expression of extreme surprise.
2. An expression of extreme annoyment or frustration, usually after a recent chain of bad events has just been added to by something that just happened.
3. A more emphatic form of "what".
4. Roughly translates to, "I tire of considering this decision and will go ahead and do what I was thinking of doing originally." Synonymous with fuck it.

1. What the fuck? Why is there a car in my driveway?
2. What the fuck?! Why does this always happen?
3. What the fuck is that?
4. Maybe I shouldn't steal this car... Eh, what the fuck.

what the fuck by Some guy September 14, 2004

what the fuck 

exaggeration of the word "what", which expresses an interrogative attitude of the speaker, in many ways.

Variations:
"the fuck" -part is exchangable with "the hell", "the heck", etc.
"what" is exchangable with "who", "where", "when" etc.

What is that? - What THE FUCK is that?
What has just happened? What THE FUCK has just happened?
What is your name? - What the fuck is your name?
What are we going to eat tonight? - What the fuck...
etc

what the fuck by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004

what the fuck 

a phrase used when ever the fuck you want to use it.

what the fuck i sure could use a beer

what the fuck by razzy raul March 1, 2004

what the fuck 

An expression of extreme anger, shock, or disgust. Especially applicable when you discover an unwanted person hiding under your bed for the sole purpose of scaring the crap out of you.

Jay: (Hiding under the bed) "Hi Lance."
Lance: "WHAT THE FUCK??!!"

what the fuck by Alex T. B. April 9, 2008

WHAT THE FUCK 

The words that come out of your mouth when you discover your girlfriend has a penis.

Felipe: What's the bulge coming from the front of your jeans? *poke*
Latasha: My penis...
Felipe: WHAT THE FUCK!? I had sex with you!? Oh my god! What's my dad going to say!? Aw.... shit!

WHAT THE FUCK by Hillbilly Killer September 16, 2005

what the fuck 

An expression first coined in the 1983 movie "Risky Business" when supporting character Miles (played by Curtis Armstrong) tells the main character Joel (played by Tom Cruise) "Every now and then, say 'What the fuck.'" meaning throw caution to the wind and take a chance. This form is rarely used today, overtaken by the more prevalant meaning of surprise, disbelief or confusion.

Miles: Joel, let me tell you something. Every now and then, say "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future...

what the fuck by Rick510 October 15, 2007

What the fuck 

a term which can only be proceeded by "PC load letter?" and is to be naturally follwed by "does that mean?"

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

What the fuck by goat September 12, 2004