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Delacerda

A shady asskissing mother fucker who pretends to be cool to your face but will willingly stab anyone in the back just to make himself look better.
I hate people who are delacerda's.
by Goat April 4, 2005
mugGet the Delacerdamug.

Sloppy Tyson

a maneuver whereby you inflict a round house punch to the face after fist f-ing a woman or man in the anus, leaving a descernable brown smear on the jaw.
Look at the guy's face, he looks like he just had a sloppy tyson!
by Goat September 14, 2003
mugGet the Sloppy Tysonmug.

prostilitute

Someone who will say or do anything to spread their religion or point of view.
I was asleep when the doorbell rang.
It was some JW prostilitutes.
They just can't buy a clue.
by Goat December 13, 2004
mugGet the prostilitutemug.

Chevy Cavalier

A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.
(Person A): What is that awful clanking sound?
(Person B): Yeah, that's just B squared D trying to coast into a parking spot, since his car won't accelerate and cuts out everytime he slows below 20 miles per hour.
(Person A): Wow, why does he keep that piece of junk?
(Person B): Are you serious? Man, he has a fierce sense of loyalty toward that beast...until he sold it for $30 to a random guy...
by goat September 13, 2004
mugGet the Chevy Cavaliermug.

Cherry

the orginal nickname of the guy we hate to love and love to hate
Steve: Hey, Carl. Have you seen Cherry?
Carl: Who is Cherry?
Steve: You know, _______.
Carl: Oh! _______. Yeah, I don't know.
by Goat April 5, 2005
mugGet the Cherrymug.

sack lunch mustache

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.
That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.
by Goat October 8, 2003
mugGet the sack lunch mustachemug.

Primary Color

Red, Green, and Blue
by Goat December 11, 2002
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