What the beans

A funnier way of saying what the fuck :D

Jordan: hey Ryan yelled at me today!
Brad: what did he say
Jordan: he said stay away from my girl friend fag
Brad: what the beans is his problem!
Jordan: he has a midget scrodum
Brad: teehee!
Jordan: teehee!

by Aguymostproferably June 05, 2009

What The Beans!?

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS

Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.

by Dinkleberry Dan May 02, 2011

What does a bean mean?

What does a bean mean?

*silence*
WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN??

by BigMike69420 October 30, 2020

You know what i mean jelly bean

Telling some one you care or love

Showing them you got a cute nick name can help catch their attention. Show how cute you can be

Telling some one you care or love

You know what i mean jelly bean

by Smoky_Bear July 13, 2019

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024

What in the no beans

Phrase that dumb people use when they could just say the phrase ‘what,’ or ‘what the hell,’ to be more complex.

Person 1: -Says something dumb or confusing-
Person 2: What in the no beans?

by Small Tuna Fish August 30, 2021