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What a mess

When you trying planning a surprise party for your bf and his twin sister, but his twin sister already invites everyone to go to Dave and busters for the same day, so you tell everyone to lie to her and say you can’t make it. But then your bf gets pissed no one can make it even though he himself didn’t want to go so you have to ruin the surprise and tell him and her the truth leaving everyone to chose between your boyfriend and his twin sister because she still wants to go to Dave and busters and then your bf’s younger brother gets involved and starts spreading rumors and telling people he’s pissed at people and taking sides so his gf and her friend get sucked into the drama.
“Let’s throw a surprise party”- some bitch “what a mess that would be” - a bitch who knows better
What a mess by Jaxson12 March 29, 2022
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