whalism 

Eating enough food to become the size of a whale.

Your nachos grande will assist in your whalism.

whalism by Epk123 July 29, 2014

Whalism 

An ideology coined by a Google+ user under the pseudonym "Kugel". The belief that, due to their remarkable intelligence and capacity for language, culture, and complex empathy, whales and dolphins should be considered equals to humans as species. A whalist believes it is completely degenerate and immoral to kidnap, traffic, torture or kill a whale, unless your people absolutely depend on whale meet for survival. One who converts to whalism has been "whalepilled".

I recently converted to whalism because I'm sick of whales, whose sentience and intelligence rivals that of humans, being slaughtered and imprisoned for food and entertainment.

Whalism by Beeekeeep February 25, 2018

Space Whalism 

The belief in a giant space whale sneezing billions of years ago and creating the universe.

Space whalism is the one true religion.

Space Whalism by Thalasa August 31, 2010

Space Whalism 

The religion about a space whales and other holy animals and the belief that their return can beamed the power of the chosen ones. (its a joke religion)

Person 1: "Space whalism is a stupid religion

person 2: whoosh...

Space Whalism by esper_thegod January 29, 2017

Whalish Whore

A person who looks like a whale and sleeps with all of her 'friends' boyfriends. Can be abbreviated to 'WW' for short.

Person A- "Amy Fusselman is such a whalish whore. She slept with my sister's boyfriend. I guess she has to get it in while she can!!"
Person B- "Who would want to sleep with such a hideous creature anyway?!"

Whalish Whore by Snowstorm333 June 4, 2013

Whaleism 

Whaleism is an ideology, where the State (Government), takes 80% of the wealth from the citizens, leaving the people the 20% of their income and food. Witch is divided among family members.

Whaleism, is an ideology where the state takes 80% of wealth of the people.

Whaleism by Killer Whales July 12, 2019

Whaleism 

fat, huge, lard-ass

This guy is the definition of whaleism

Whaleism by whales44 November 27, 2011