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whale wank 

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.
E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!
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Whale wank 

Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker
Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin
Whale wank by Cbesty91 December 27, 2018

Wank-while 

Wank-while is used when you think something/someone is worth wanking off (or masturbating) to. It is used similarly to the word, "Worthwhile".
That holiday elf porn sure is wank-while.

She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.
Wank-while by Dimickun March 22, 2016

Whaleswanker 

it says it all
a guy or a cunt who likes to wank whale knobs for some obscure sick reason
heh look, Alan AKA JQG is the WORSE whaleswanker ever, thats prolly cuz himself is lacking a cock
Whaleswanker by Supernova March 3, 2005

Whalewinkle

A: An Obese pedophile toymaker and his Elven Entourage (Who are most likly sex slaves) who spend 364 days a year preparing or one night by giving everyone toys except for the bad Christan's.

B: When a Fat person tries to be nice but ultimately ends up being a dick.
Elf 1: Wow, Santa is a real Whalewinkle
Elf 2: Yeah, I havnt seen my family in 10 years
Elf 1: And my ass, hasnt been tight in forever
Whalewinkle by Ruby_Grand June 17, 2017

wanking while banking 

wanking during the process of banking.
what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro
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