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Whale Mail 

A route of mail delivery, via whale. Usually a small package attached to a sea animal and originating from the Hong Kong area. Almost always slower than snail mail, taking more than a month for delivery to the US. Insurance plan may include a killer whale for a service fee.
Im still waiting on my iPhone case to be delivered, they used whale mail.
Whale Mail by colivas777 December 5, 2010
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whaletail 

A whale tail is the effect that happens when a girls G-string or Thong becomes exposed as she walks, bends over or squats. Actually whenever you can see that wonderful exposed thong in the shape of a whale's tail. Lowrise jeans and higher cut thongs are creating for extremly great Whale Tails around as more and more thongs become exposed.
When Allison was bent over to tie her shoe her pink thong rose up and I saw a magnificent whaletail.
whaletail by Miles Dyson December 17, 2005

whalemadillo 

A derogatory term used to describe obnoxious, rude, inconsiderate and self absorbed people.


Its when u cross a bitch with someone thats pure evil, throw in dishonesty, fast food and a bad attitude.

A cross between a whale and an armadillo.

Christina is a whalemadillo because she always complains about getting square pizza even though it has more surface area.
whalemadillo by Phil Endli March 4, 2007

whaletailing 

When the underlines of the thongs show.
I was writing on the board in class, my hot, blonde, late 20's biology teacher bent down behind her desk with her g string whaletailing.
whaletailing by holamihola September 9, 2018

whalemadillo 

A cross between a whale and an armadillo.

Its when u cross a bitch with someone thats pure evil, throw in dishonesty, fast food and a bad attitude

Christina is a whalemadillo
whalemadillo by Phil McCrack2 December 14, 2008

Whalemilk 

Is soupy looking cum afer cumming 3 or more times
"Damn Trey you just Whalemilked all over the place
Whalemilk by Im sweet fools April 12, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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