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Whale Mail 

A route of mail delivery, via whale. Usually a small package attached to a sea animal and originating from the Hong Kong area. Almost always slower than snail mail, taking more than a month for delivery to the US. Insurance plan may include a killer whale for a service fee.
Im still waiting on my iPhone case to be delivered, they used whale mail.
Whale Mail by colivas777 December 5, 2010
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whaletail 

A whale tail is the effect that happens when a girls G-string or Thong becomes exposed as she walks, bends over or squats. Actually whenever you can see that wonderful exposed thong in the shape of a whale's tail. Lowrise jeans and higher cut thongs are creating for extremly great Whale Tails around as more and more thongs become exposed.
When Allison was bent over to tie her shoe her pink thong rose up and I saw a magnificent whaletail.
whaletail by Miles Dyson December 17, 2005

whalemadillo 

A derogatory term used to describe obnoxious, rude, inconsiderate and self absorbed people.


Its when u cross a bitch with someone thats pure evil, throw in dishonesty, fast food and a bad attitude.

A cross between a whale and an armadillo.

Christina is a whalemadillo because she always complains about getting square pizza even though it has more surface area.
whalemadillo by Phil Endli March 4, 2007

whaletailing 

When the underlines of the thongs show.
I was writing on the board in class, my hot, blonde, late 20's biology teacher bent down behind her desk with her g string whaletailing.
whaletailing by holamihola September 9, 2018

whalemadillo 

A cross between a whale and an armadillo.

Its when u cross a bitch with someone thats pure evil, throw in dishonesty, fast food and a bad attitude

Christina is a whalemadillo
whalemadillo by Phil McCrack2 December 14, 2008

Whalemilk 

Is soupy looking cum afer cumming 3 or more times
"Damn Trey you just Whalemilked all over the place
Whalemilk by Im sweet fools April 12, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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