Whale Dork

The Penis of a Whale

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...

Whale Dork by Ian November 27, 2003

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Whale dork

The epitome of dorkiness.

"Dude do you know that girl Jamie?"

"Ah yea she's such a whale dork!"

Whale dork by hawaii350 November 23, 2011

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Whale Cock (Dork)

1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.

1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'

2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'

Whale Cock (Dork) by Dr. Know April 7, 2005

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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