whack a mole

to sit on a turd that has begun to crown in an effort not to shit oneself.

yesterday i had to play whack a mole at work, i was all alone and the damn customer wouldnt leave.

by elac the great October 7, 2011

Whack a Mole

Whack a mole is an exciting game that requires one male and at least three females. The females bend over with their pants at their knees, from this they proceed to pop turtle heads out of their assholes. As soon as a turtle head pops out the male is responsible for "whacking the mole" with his cock. This game is preferably done with freaky Asian girls.

Dude what did you do last night? Owe just played whack a mole with the chinese student association.

by hans vienermen November 11, 2009

Whack a mole

When you smack you dick on a prolapsed anust befor it gets sucked back down the hole.

I gave her the pink sock.. then played Whack a Mole.

by xXxenophobe February 25, 2009

whack a mole

Pushing a turd back in using your penis.

My dick was covered in shit after I played whack a mole with her.

by dickcheeseburglar April 30, 2010

Whack a mole

When a man slapps the rectal prolape of his partner with his penis.

I played Whack a mole with that tranny last night.

by xXxenophobe February 25, 2009

whack-a-mole

While jerking off a man, with the free hand you hit the tip of the cock with an open palm as if you are playing the popular carnival game "whack-a-mole".

I'm so pissed at Tommy for flirting with that fat broad at the bar. When we go home I'm going to jerk him off "whack-a-mole" style.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009

Whack-a-mole

A way to describe a chick who's had breast implants but one of the implants malfunctioned/deflated.

I saw Tammy and Gail together at the beach they were both wearing bikinis and each of them has an implant that deflated. So now when I see them it reminds me of whack-a-mole.

by Tiltied August 7, 2020